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Beowulf Suggests Grendel Needs More Training
Hero scolds radicals who wish to "Abolish Grendel"
Jan 22
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Samwise Gamgee Convicted of Dropping Eaves
Conviction takes hobbit farthest away from freedom he's ever been
Nov 16, 2024
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Trump Questions Elrond's Elven Heritage
GOP nominee claims Lord of Rivendell chose to be an Elf at the end of the First Age
Aug 1, 2024
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Gondor Supreme Court Forces Hobbits to Bow
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