Holsten's Diner: Guest Review by Tony Soprano

Jersey man says nothing could stop him from finishing these onion rings

The atmosphere at Holsten’s can’t be beat. Even if the guy who agreed to meet you at the place doesn’t show up for some reason, rest assured: you’re going to enjoy yourself. Unpretentious and casual, you can be sure that they’ll have your favorite song on the jukebox, so you can relax as you wait for your family to join you for dinner.

Don’t skip any courses at Holsten’s. You might worry that ordering onion rings will spoil your appetite, but they’re so good, you have to take that risk. In fact, I’m munching on some right no—