Samwise Gamgee Convicted of Dropping Eaves

Conviction takes hobbit farthest away from freedom he's ever been

Nov 16, 2024 • 

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August 2024

Trump Questions Elrond's Elven Heritage

GOP nominee claims Lord of Rivendell chose to be an Elf at the end of the First Age

Aug 1, 2024 • 

Kyle Duggan

3

July 2024

Taller Biden in Green Overalls Reaffirms Support for President

"Joe is the only choice for our party," said Luigi Biden

Jul 7, 2024 • 

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1

June 2024

Biden Camp Defends Decision to Put Gríma Wormtongue in Charge of Debate Prep

Critics claim former advisor to Theoden added subtle poisons to Dark Brandon's Secret Sauce

Jun 29, 2024 • 

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April 2024

Local Jazz Club Shuts Down

Online reviews mention stale music, lousy food and service

Apr 4, 2024 • 

Kyle Duggan

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Wizard Raised in Muggle Society Unable to Repress True Identity

Child reportedly thriving in new, supportive environment

Apr 3, 2024 • 

Kyle Duggan

1

Study: Average Celestial Eats 8 Spider-men Each Year While Sleeping

Also: Researchers debunk myth that Spider-men nest in Celestial helmets

Apr 2, 2024 • 

Kyle Duggan

3

Count Rugen Explains New Machine Goes to 51

Rugen says he also forces prisoners to listen to songs in D Minor, which he called the saddest key

Apr 1, 2024 • 

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March 2024

Blathers Accused of Displaying Stolen Cultural Relics

Owl also refused to comment on coelacanth breeding program

Mar 29, 2024 • 

Kyle Duggan

2

Editorial: I Asked GamemasterAnthony to Plan My Birthday and It Was a Disaster

I should have never asked those guys to bring it in

Mar 28, 2024 • 

Kyle Duggan

1

Next Generation of Westerosi Nobles Postponing Marriage After Series of Horrific Weddings

Wedding planners also note that red and purple have become unpopular themes

Mar 27, 2024 • 

Kyle Duggan

1

Charlotte Replaced With AI

Generative model described as "radiant"

Mar 26, 2024 • 

Kyle Duggan

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