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Samwise Gamgee Convicted of Dropping Eaves
Conviction takes hobbit farthest away from freedom he's ever been
Nov 16, 2024
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Kyle Duggan
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August 2024
Trump Questions Elrond's Elven Heritage
GOP nominee claims Lord of Rivendell chose to be an Elf at the end of the First Age
Aug 1, 2024
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Kyle Duggan
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July 2024
Taller Biden in Green Overalls Reaffirms Support for President
"Joe is the only choice for our party," said Luigi Biden
Jul 7, 2024
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Kyle Duggan
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Taller Biden in Green Overalls Reaffirms Support for President
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June 2024
Biden Camp Defends Decision to Put Gríma Wormtongue in Charge of Debate Prep
Critics claim former advisor to Theoden added subtle poisons to Dark Brandon's Secret Sauce
Jun 29, 2024
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Kyle Duggan
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Biden Camp Defends Decision to Put Gríma Wormtongue in Charge of Debate Prep
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April 2024
Local Jazz Club Shuts Down
Online reviews mention stale music, lousy food and service
Apr 4, 2024
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Kyle Duggan
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Wizard Raised in Muggle Society Unable to Repress True Identity
Child reportedly thriving in new, supportive environment
Apr 3, 2024
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Kyle Duggan
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Study: Average Celestial Eats 8 Spider-men Each Year While Sleeping
Also: Researchers debunk myth that Spider-men nest in Celestial helmets
Apr 2, 2024
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Kyle Duggan
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Study: Average Celestial Eats 8 Spider-men Each Year While Sleeping
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Count Rugen Explains New Machine Goes to 51
Rugen says he also forces prisoners to listen to songs in D Minor, which he called the saddest key
Apr 1, 2024
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Kyle Duggan
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March 2024
Blathers Accused of Displaying Stolen Cultural Relics
Owl also refused to comment on coelacanth breeding program
Mar 29, 2024
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Kyle Duggan
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Editorial: I Asked GamemasterAnthony to Plan My Birthday and It Was a Disaster
I should have never asked those guys to bring it in
Mar 28, 2024
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Kyle Duggan
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Next Generation of Westerosi Nobles Postponing Marriage After Series of Horrific Weddings
Wedding planners also note that red and purple have become unpopular themes
Mar 27, 2024
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Kyle Duggan
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Charlotte Replaced With AI
Generative model described as "radiant"
Mar 26, 2024
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Kyle Duggan
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