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Samwise Gamgee Convicted of Dropping Eaves
Trump Questions Elrond's Elven Heritage
Taller Biden in Green Overalls Reaffirms Support for President
Biden Camp Defends Decision to Put Gríma Wormtongue in Charge of Debate Prep
Wizard Raised in Muggle Society Unable to Repress True Identity
Study: Average Celestial Eats 8 Spider-men Each Year While Sleeping
Count Rugen Explains New Machine Goes to 51
Blathers Accused of Displaying Stolen Cultural Relics
Editorial: I Asked GamemasterAnthony to Plan My Birthday and It Was a Disaster
Next Generation of Westerosi Nobles Postponing Marriage After Series of Horrific Weddings
Editor Says They Love Bilbo’s Book, but There’s No Market
Opinion: I Wish the Guy Playing Piano Wouldn't Talk About Us Like That
Monsters, Inc. Abandons Laughter After Fear Lobbyists Petition Congress
Loki Criticized for Breeding Fenrir Instead of Adopting
Red Ranger Quotes Rita Repulsa in Controversial Apparel Line
I Don't Know, Something About a Famous Work of Irish Literature and Not About Being Hungover
Julius Caesar Tunes Out Wife as She Recounts Dream
Woman Trades Most-Hated Last Name in Galaxy for Second-Most-Hated Last Name in Galaxy
Arrakis Teenagers Tricked Into Buying Orange Sand
Achaean Fleet Ruins Skyros Drag Night
Donkey Kong Starting to Feel a Little Overdressed for Kart Racing
Holsten's Diner: Guest Review by Tony Soprano
Leonidas Slams Persian Empire as “Woke”
Piccolo Celebrates Family Reunion by Meditating Alone
Tense Kaiju Summit Ends with Preliminary Nuclear Breath Weapon Ban
Young Newcomer with No Experience Only Hope for Small Farm Town
Weyland-Yutani Corporation Struggling to Find Consumer Applications for Xenomorph Blood
Questions Remain: How Many Did Wesley Kill as Dread Pirate Roberts?
Shrek Unmoved by Lord Farquaad’s Land Acknowledgement
Tom Bombadil Feigns Enthusiasm for Gift of Red Boots
Johto Supreme Court Rules That Eggs Are Pokémon
Delighted Mobsters Still Debating How Joker Made the Pencil Disappear
Jabba Rages After Han Solo Receives Disappointing PSA Grade
Guest Column: God Responds to Bartlet’s Cathedral Outburst
Suspicious Man in Knee-Length Coat Says First Pokémon Is Free
After Destruction of Mechagodzilla, Alien Invaders Vow to Retaliate with Some Sort of Mechagodzilla
Declining Standards: Most Dinosaurs at Jurassic World Have Greater Than 50% Frog DNA
Raphael Kicked off High School Wrestling Team After Testing Positive for Performance-Enhancing Ooze
Gandalf Threatens to Sue Student for Publishing Eagle Tracking Data
Neighbors Oppose Proposal to Convert Luigi's Mansion Into Affordable Haunted Housing
Report: Devil Even Further Behind After Ill-Advised Fiddle Contest
Willy Jumps Back Over Jetty After Seeing State of World's Oceans
Neo Instantly Learns Decade-Old Memes After Zion Switches to Neuralink
Scorpion King Accused of Bullying His Way Into Other Mummies' Storylines
Local Weatherman Suspiciously Over-Insured
Falco Quietly Sends Fox a Thank You Card
So-Called “Genius” Odysseus Just Ignored a Dire Prophecy
Skynet AI Perfectly Disguises Terminator as Six-Foot-Two Austrian Bodybuilder
Gondor Supreme Court Forces Hobbits to Bow
Kong Autopsy Determines It Was, in Fact, the Airplanes
Struggling Rodimus Lists Self as Airbnb
Amity Police Budget Skyrockets as Chief Brody Demands Increasingly Bigger Boats
Zordon Faces Grooming Allegations After Reportedly Offering Teens Morphing Powers